Okay, real talk. My friend Jake calls me every year in late September. Same panic, same words: Dude, what do I wear this year? And I always say the same thing back. Chill, we've got time. We never have time. That's the joke between us. Halloween costumes are funny like that. You think you'll plan early, then it's October 28th and you're standing in your closet holding a bedsheet, wondering if...